My body did it. It found a way to make me hate it even more. Following me, you’ll have heard mention of vaginal and vulvar pain I experience with intercourse.
Twists and Turns, Knaughty Dragon Dildo – Mr. Hankey’s Outstanding Sex Toys
A Tale of Two Very Different Rides As someone with a growing appreciation for fantasy toys and anatomical creativity, I was thrilled to explore two unique offerings that promised different experiences: Davy’s Tendrils Dildo and the Knaughty Dragon Dildo. One was a new favorite, while the other reminded me that not every toy matches perfectly, […]
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New ROMP Toys – 5 Excellent Toys & Piccolo Pegging Set
My Honest Thoughts on ROMP Toys: A Roundup Review I’ve been exploring a lot of different sex toys over the years, and ROMP has caught my attention lately, especially the ROMP Piccolo Pegging Set and ROMP Rose. Their toys are affordable, body-safe, and surprisingly well-designed for the price point. I love how approachable their products […]
Mr. Hankey’s Scorpion Grinder and Banana Dildo – Outstanding Texture
Regarding high-quality silicone dildos, Mr. Hankey’s Toys has built a solid reputation among enthusiasts for realism, craftsmanship, and pushing boundaries. After extensive research and a healthy amount of curiosity, I decided to try two of their more unique offerings: Mr Hankey’s Banana Dildo in Small size with partial Firmness and Mr. Hankey’s Scorpion Grinder in […]
Unique Spinx Nipple Clamps: A Mini Review
Experience luxury and stimulation like never before with vibrating nipple clamps featuring delicate gold chains. Discover how they combine elegance with intense pleasure for a truly decadent experience.
Surprisingly Weird – Elatia Tickling Vibrator & Beta Swing
Say hello to Tracy’s Dog, Elatia Clitoral Tickling Rabbit Vibrator, and the Beta Swing Rabbit Vibrator in today’s review. Often, I anticipate how well a toy will perform. I can predict what features may be ridiculous—like two moving fingers for internal and external use. But then there are times when I’m wrong, and the foolish […]
HotKinkyJo Bulge Balls Dildo Review: Strong Suction Cup – Magnificent, Versatile Pleasure
About Mr Hankey’s Mr. Hankey’s toys have won many adult awards for their fantastic silicone toys, which are formed in molds they craft themselves. When Mr Hankey’s Toys reached out to me to review six of their toys, I *squeed* like a little girl. I’ve admired them afar for some time now, and it’s my […]
Exotic Erotics Hippocampus Dildo Review – A Hypnotic Silicone Monster
About the Exotic Erotices Hippocampus Dildo Exotic Erotics Hippocampus dildo is a decade-long review in progress. In 2013, as a young reviewer, I paid shipping, and Exotic Erotics sent me a customized Hippocampus. It’s a decade later, and I have a review for you! I publish this with shame for not doing it until now, […]
A Cut Above the Rest – The Playboy Pleasure Glass Vibrator
Teensy-Tiny Playboy Pleasure Amethyst Glass Vibrator Glass Vibrators like the Playboy Pleasure Glass vibrators are rare, so finding a glass, amethyst-colored vibrating glass vibrator bullet was exciting. Instead of the drab purple silicone that you so commonly find among sex toys, the Playboy Pleasure Amethyst Glass Vibrator is stunning. Powerful vibrations travel along the body […]
2 Extraordinary Inya Rose Vibrators
Dive into the future of pleasure with our preview of the vibrating rolling vibrator—a revolutionary blend of technology and design. Discover how this innovative toy promises an entirely new sensation, perfect for those seeking heightened intimacy and satisfaction. Stay tuned for an exclusive peek into its features and benefits!
Remarkably Sexy Harness-Compatible Dildos For Front and Backdoor
I get so excited for toys with flared bases because not only can it go in my butt, I can strap it on with it and wield it as my appendage!