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Have a nice picture before I begin with today’s TMI Tuesday:
1. Have you ever had bad sex? Why do you think it was bad?
It was bad because I just fucking laid there. It wasn’t that I was tired, I just wanted to have sex, wasn’t in the mood, and didn’t even try which, looking back, was quite unfortunate.
2. Have you ever given bad sex? Why did that happen?
See above, because I sucked. Or, rather, possibly because I didn’t suck.
3. What instantly puts you in a bad mood?
Asking to do things that they see in porn. i.e. coming on my face and using porn while we’re having sex to stay aroused.
4. Have you been hurt during a sexual activity? What was the activity? How were you hurt or injured?
Trying to shove butt plugs when le ass isn’t ready. I just get so frustrated and I want to stick it in me so I can write the fucking reviews that I just shove it in and then OW and then I can’t write a good review 🙁
5. During sex, what instantly turns you off?
Someone asking to come on my face. Or, even worse, someone coming on my face without my permission. How about I pump some Bad Dragon Cum Lube in me and sit on your face, too?
6. Bad sex–is there really such a thing?
Oh fuck yeah, and I’ve given, and received, plenty of it.