Today I got on my knee, butt naked, and proposed to my girlfriend while we were both skyclad. (The way we usually are around the house.) I gave her a ring that was too small and a promise to spend my life with her. A few months ago I sold my car and moved to […]
My Favorite Type of Foreplay (TMI Tuesday)
When I was younger I heard a lot of hype about foreplay. However, I found that I can get myself off much better than other people can. While I was dating men I would forego foreplay for PIV sex because it was not something I could do myself. I can get myself off just fine […]
Masturbation Monday: Things in My Butt
I thought my butt was off-limits when I first started out with sex toys. Because I didn’t understand the pleasure ones’ ass can bring, I thought anal-play was for gay men and gay men only. Now, however, my girlfriend and I both enjoy it. Don’t Put a Vibrator in Your Ass I started out by […]
REVIEW: Palm Grease for D*ck Stroking w/ Disclaimer
First Impressions DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before purchasing. You’ll note that recently I was given the Butters Original Lube Aloe x Shea and it opened up a whole new world for me and jacking off in […]
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[Hitachi] Magic Wand Original
The Magic Wand Original was my first sex toy. It wasn’t even really mine, but was given to my girlfriend by her foster mother. Neither one of us knew how to use it and we were appalled by the size of the head. Years later, as a sex toy reviewer, it might seem silly to […]
REVIEW: Zumio X
First Impressions and Packaging Let’s Get Physical Materials, Care, and Keeping Zumio in Action My Experience with Jive by We-Vibe Final Thoughts First Impressions and Packaging The Zumio comes in a sturdy box that I’ll be reusing. Part of what makes a sex toy unboxing so fun is knowing that I can continue to use […]
Masturbation Monday: My Reviewing Process
In With the New If you’ve been following my Twitter (and if you haven’t – WHY?) then you’ve seen that I will often have sizable batches of toys to review. Because I have so many, and yes, that’s intentional, I use multiple toys at once. Some toys I’ve had for a long-ass time but even […]
A Bundle of Sex Toys Roundup #1
Hey all! Welcome to A Bundle of Sex Toys, a sex toy roundup that is a collection of sex toy reviews, giveaways and articles posted from the past week or so. The purpose of this round up is to get all those sex-positive reviews from around the web in one place. If you want to […]
REVIEW: Lube Aloe x Shea w/ Disclaimer
First Impressions and Packaging A Little About the Butter’s Hygienics Co. Oil-Based Lube The Butter’s Hygienics Original Lube w/ Aloe x Shea is a Solid Lube A Side Note Final Thoughts DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before […]
REVIEW: Jive
The Jive is a beautiful, blue, electronic piece of vibrating sperm. The Jive is designed to go in the vagina and stay there, I could use it in the bath.