REVIEW: KELVIN THE ICE DRAGON

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Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing … Continue reading

REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BOUNCER

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I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, … Continue reading

I’m Back and Full of Psych Meds with no Shame

It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve had very little interest in sex, though I did get a male partner and fucked my little heart out without one orgasm. That ended somewhat quickly, after he said he wouldn’t date me b/c I’m on so many psychiatric medications. I’m still friends with him because I’m friends with all his roommates, but that was majorly fucked up.

I have since ended it with him because I respect myself too much to lend my body to him. But, now I’m back, peeps! And I’m going to fuck my little heart out so I have content for you all. I have mountains of notes from when I was interested in sex so I just need another test run with le toys and then I can write super-fucking-awesome reviews for you!

Are you excite? Well, get excite because most of the toys I have  for review don’t suck, though there was one toy that came with a condescending note from the manufacturer. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Little things like that really do affect the experience I have with that toy. You’ll see the note soon enough and I think you’ll be as appalled as I was when I opened the package and read their little opinion on how I should write my review.

Anywhoo, I have fun things in store for you and I hope you’re as excite as I am to read and–in my case, fuck–these toys for you. Long live my vagina, and I hope to help make your genitals as happy as mine often are.

Go fuck yourself <3