The Game You Play with Your Vag I have a habit of reviewing weird-ass toys becuase I love to experience unusual sensations, in the hope that you, as a result, will also be able to. The Minna kGoal is one of those … Continue reading
It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve had very little interest in sex, though I did get a male partner and fucked my little heart out without one orgasm. That ended somewhat quickly, after he said he wouldn’t date me b/c I’m on so many psychiatric medications. I’m still friends with him because I’m friends with all his roommates, but that was majorly fucked up.
I have since ended it with him because I respect myself too much to lend my body to him. But, now I’m back, peeps! And I’m going to fuck my little heart out so I have content for you all. I have mountains of notes from when I was interested in sex so I just need another test run with le toys and then I can write super-fucking-awesome reviews for you!
Are you excite? Well, get excite because most of the toys I have for review don’t suck, though there was one toy that came with a condescending note from the manufacturer. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Little things like that really do affect the experience I have with that toy. You’ll see the note soon enough and I think you’ll be as appalled as I was when I opened the package and read their little opinion on how I should write my review.
Anywhoo, I have fun things in store for you and I hope you’re as excite as I am to read and–in my case, fuck–these toys for you. Long live my vagina, and I hope to help make your genitals as happy as mine often are.
Go fuck yourself <3
I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe! Zomg you guys, I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe. I had my eye on the Tantus Feeldoe, a double dildo that I’ve been drooling over for years. I didn’t have a partner to use it … Continue reading
~or~ Supersex G-Spot Vibrator Rox My Sox Lovehoney is by far my favorite sex toy shop ever and OH MY GOD they sent me moar toys. I’ve reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit toy already in black, my favorite sex toy color, … Continue reading
Photo courtesy of KinkyKittenKim Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If … Continue reading