Go Fuck Yourself
~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
On Her Back presents: The Thundering Thor’s “Super Hung Hero Hammer” I expected a bit more “bang!” than what Doc Johnson’s The Hammer gave me but it was still pretty hot, being fucked by a powerful and mythical instrument. While it’s nothing compared to the Hulk’s Penis or Vixen’s Maverick it’s still somewhat filling. Ever since the […]
Good Vibrations sent me the Flora to review a long, long time ago. I kept putting it off for various reasons but the most relevant to this review was that it is so underwhelming. I mean, this thing is minuscule (says my gaping vagina). It didn’t do it at all for me, although I suppose […]
~or~ Yes, please This 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is just as fucking awesome (except a little more) as the Oooh Rabbit Vibrator Lovehoney sent me when I first started reviewing for them. Although this Rabbit vibe doesn’t do a fun, twirly dance (dear lord–for the life of me I cannot spell the word that describes […]
~or~ My First Dragon Dick! Never before have I experience a cock as large as Crackers’ the Bad Dragon dildo. When I was corresponding with the Bad Dragon rep he advised me to go with a “small” rather than a “mini” Dragon because my body can learn to accommodate the small where I may outgrow the […]
~or~ Great Story, Man, Tell Me More! The Comet was provided to me by Good Vibrations in exchange for an honest review. Honestly? At first this toy scared me. But keep reading, it gets better, I promise. The first time I took the Comet for a test-drive it got stuck behind my pubic bone. No […]
The Uma by Je Joue is a looker that offers more than one way to pleasure oneself. Mine came in pink, my favorite color, but is also offered black, fuchsia and Je Joue’s “signature color purple” for those lovely ladies who are not comfortable with the gender-specific color pink. I was drawn to the Uma because I […]
~or~ So, that’s what glass feels like inside of me! Edit: Since I reviewed this toy almost 7 years ago, things have changed. Now, this toy is no longer in production but you can buy a similar glass dildo here. The Lovehoney Ribbed Sensual Glass Dildo is the first glass toy to grace my nether […]
Wow. So, turns out 1 7/8” is actually pretty girthy. I decided to go to Good Vibrations (the folks who sent me this beauty in exchange for an honest review) to touch the Captain to see what I was getting into. Oh boy. After not having had sex with a real penis for over […]
When I was in my preteens my mother had a talk with me. She said that orgasms are a healthy part of life and it’s important to have them regularly. I believed my mother but seeing it as a book cemented that idea; so, I dove right in. Dr. Natasha Janina Valdez, a licensed clinical […]
