You’ve probably noticed that I haven’t been very active on this blog. Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder has gotten in the way of me reviewing regularly. It’s a persistant challenge; a challenge that is hindering my blog because I blog so infrequently. I’ve been forcing sex toys on my body because I feel that I have obligations to do so, and that’s just not working.
So, I’ve decided to announce that I am taking a break. Or, rather, I want you to know that I won’t be as present a figure for an undetermined amount of time. I’m not abandoning my blog, I still treasure it and value my readers and the working relationships I have with the companies and manufacturers; I just feel like the respectful thing to do is to let you know that I’ll at a distance, but I will be back.
It’s like taking a sabbatical. I’m working on my body and my sexuality to better myself and, likewise, to better my blog and my commitment to you. And, like a sabbatical, I do have of plenty of my research. I have an entire bookcase of sex+ books as well as a notebook and random papers of notes for my active review products. I’m planning on reviewing at least once every month, which is very infrequent, I know, but it’s doable.
I hope you all understand, it’s no slight on you, and I want to assure you that I’m not taking being a reviewer for granted. Right now I just have to do what is best for my body and that’s to let my body decide how and when it wants to come.
Once again, Tantus hits the spot The Tantus Uncut #2 is an uncircumcised dildo, one of the first of it’s kind (Bad Dragon also has uncircumcised dildos, though they are fantasy dildos). It’s another dual-density toy of theirs, the Adam O2 … Continue reading →
Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) … Continue reading →
Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing … Continue reading →
I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, … Continue reading →
It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve had very little interest in sex, though I did get a male partner and fucked my little heart out without one orgasm. That ended somewhat quickly, after he said he wouldn’t date me b/c I’m on so many psychiatric medications. I’m still friends with him because I’m friends with all his roommates, but that was majorly fucked up.
I have since ended it with him because I respect myself too much to lend my body to him. But, now I’m back, peeps! And I’m going to fuck my little heart out so I have content for you all. I have mountains of notes from when I was interested in sex so I just need another test run with le toys and then I can write super-fucking-awesome reviews for you!
Are you excite? Well, get excite because most of the toys I have for review don’t suck, though there was one toy that came with a condescending note from the manufacturer. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Little things like that really do affect the experience I have with that toy. You’ll see the note soon enough and I think you’ll be as appalled as I was when I opened the package and read their little opinion on how I should write my review.
Anywhoo, I have fun things in store for you and I hope you’re as excite as I am to read and–in my case, fuck–these toys for you. Long live my vagina, and I hope to help make your genitals as happy as mine often are.