I’m Taking a Sex Toy Sabbatical

You’ve probably noticed that I haven’t been very active on this blog. Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder has gotten in the way of me reviewing regularly. It’s a persistant challenge; a challenge that is hindering my blog because I blog so infrequently. I’ve been forcing sex toys on my body because I feel that I have obligations to do so, and that’s just not working.

So, I’ve decided to announce that I am taking a break. Or, rather, I want you to know that I won’t be as present a figure for an undetermined amount of time. I’m not abandoning my blog, I still treasure it and value my readers and the working relationships I have with the companies and manufacturers; I just feel like the respectful thing to do is to let you know that I’ll at a distance, but I will be back.

It’s like taking a sabbatical. I’m working on my body and my sexuality to better myself and, likewise, to better my blog and my commitment to you. And, like a sabbatical, I do have of plenty of my research. I have an entire bookcase of sex+ books as well as a notebook and random papers of notes for my active review products. I’m planning on reviewing at least once every month, which is very infrequent, I know, but it’s doable. 

I hope you all understand, it’s no slight on you, and I want to assure you that I’m not taking being a reviewer for granted. Right now I just have to do what is best for my body and that’s to let my body decide how and when it wants to come.

Fun Factory Bouncer- MY VAGINA MUST HAVE

IMG_7063

I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, … Continue reading

I’m Back and Full of Psych Meds with no Shame

It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve had very little interest in sex, though I did get a male partner and fucked my little heart out without one orgasm. That ended somewhat quickly, after he said he wouldn’t date me b/c I’m on so many psychiatric medications. I’m still friends with him because I’m friends with all his roommates, but that was majorly fucked up.

I have since ended it with him because I respect myself too much to lend my body to him. But, now I’m back, peeps! And I’m going to fuck my little heart out so I have content for you all. I have mountains of notes from when I was interested in sex so I just need another test run with le toys and then I can write super-fucking-awesome reviews for you!

Are you excite? Well, get excite because most of the toys I have  for review don’t suck, though there was one toy that came with a condescending note from the manufacturer. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Little things like that really do affect the experience I have with that toy. You’ll see the note soon enough and I think you’ll be as appalled as I was when I opened the package and read their little opinion on how I should write my review.

Anywhoo, I have fun things in store for you and I hope you’re as excite as I am to read and–in my case, fuck–these toys for you. Long live my vagina, and I hope to help make your genitals as happy as mine often are.

Go fuck yourself <3