~or~ Yes, please; More please She’s back! Guess who has the first review in a long time for you? (I do, in case there was any question about it.) Today I’ll be bringing out a review of Cal Exotic Novelties sex toy “Lover’s Wand.” You know how I love my Tango, and my (Hitachi) Magic Wand and–you […]
REVIEW: Lube Shooter
~Or~ What what, in the butt Note: Since publication, Good Vibes has stopped carrying Sliquid H2O. Let me begin: August was anal month, a theme started by Good Vibrations that made me excited to stick things in my ass. I’ve never tried silicone lube before because most of my toys are silicone, so I jumped up […]
REVIEW: Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit
~or~ The Rabbit that kept on Hoppin’ Let me begin: One of the things I love most in my blogging life is when I come across a toy that has pretty much nothing wrong with it. The Tracey Cox Supersex USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (try saying that ten times fast–you’ll finish in a few weeks) is similar […]
Review: Dracula Dildo
~or~ This Vampire still likes me even though I don’t have a period Let Me Start Out by Saying: The Dracula dildo wasn’t something special to me, sure it’s a vampire dick, which makes it ultra-cool; and sure, the dildo is bright-fucking-red, a color that is not found very often but for a good reason: it made it look like […]
Review: Tantus Purr (I Wasn’t Purring)
How it all started: You have no idea how excited I was when Tantus sent me a little bundle of toys. Since I first started reviewing, a year and a few months ago, I had my sights set on Tantus. Other reviewers raved about them and I knew I would need to jump on board with […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
~or~ The Magic (Wand) Keeps on Happening This is a rather short review, I’ve included the link to the Original Magic Wand below. When I got this toy: Holy crap, you guys. Holy crap. Could the Magic Wand get any better? That’s what I asked myself when I was offered the opportunity to review the rechargeable Magic Wand. […]
REVIEW: FUN FACTORY BBALLS
~or~ Am I Taking a Dump? Shimmy to the right, shimmy to the left, a workout in my ass. When I got this toy: After first using the B-balls by Fun Factory, sent to me by Lovehoney, I was confused about their intended purpose. Obviously, it was a butt plug that doubled as anal beads–VERY […]
Vamp Dildo Review by Tantus
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
REVIEW: POCKET ROCKET BUTT PLUG
~or~ There’s a Rocket in My Ass This review is a long time coming but it is very much worth the wait. I wanted to give it a good shot and I did. Hole Punch Toys was kind enough to send me their “Pocket Rocket” butt toy. I’ve been exploring my ass as of late so […]
REVIEW: BOSS by FUN FACTORY
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I panicked; did someone get my address? I didn’t know who had sent this […]