Fleshlight isn’t just for people with penises! This gal was privileged to review part of the Fleshlight Freakz line many years ago. Starting with the blood-sucking dildo that obviously would be the dick of Dracula, I explored the girth, the texture, and how the toy felt.
Organotoys Fairytree Dildo – A Beautiful & Glamourous Work of Art
The Organotoys Fairytree dildo is a work of art. Organotoys have literally created a fuckable work of silicone airbrushed art.
RealCock2 Dirk Review – The Most Realistic Silicone Dick I Own
The RealCock2 Dirk Dildo – A Review As a reviewer, receiving a toy you’ve been drooling over for years is always a thrill. Enter: RealCock2 and RealDoll. While RealDoll produces incredibly expensive but well-made and durable, life-size silicone dolls to fuck, RealCock2 addresses the main function head-on without extra baggage. I had the pleasure of […]
Simple & Spicy Adaptable Nothosaur Goblin Dildo: A Review
Three days before I got the diagnosis of a vulvar autoimmune disease, the Nothosaur Goblin dildo arrived in the mail. Knowing already that I experience pain with penetration, I chose the “mini” size for my Goblin, pre-colored with a lime green base and a shaft of purple. Which, unsurprisingly, reminded me of “Barnie,” the dinosaur from my childhood.
How to Clean Dildos
Even if you’re brand new to the world of sex toys, you are aware of just how important cleaning
happens to be.
Affordable Carl Caterpillar Thrusting Dildo, Necklace Vibrator, and G-Spot Vibrator Review
I was sent three toys by Bestvibe for review. One was a hit, one was a miss, and one shouldn’t have been a necklace.
Limba Flex, Stronic Petite, & Sundaze Review – Unique Toys
First Impressions of Fun Factory’s No-Nonsense Innovation I’m super excited to talk about the Stronic Petite and Stronic Sundaze. Both are newer toys (Petite is the most recent) and are designed similarly. There are a lot of Stronic toys in the Stronic line, like the *Petite, Surf, Real, *Sundaze, Stronic G, and Bi-Fusion. The Fun Factory Lima Flex is a […]
Looking Back: Galaxy G Review
Look at what I wrote as a baby blogger! It’s been
Review: Organotoy – Abradrachabra & Humphrey
I don’t often review fantasy toys, but I have a damn good reason to do so when I do. A long while ago, I stumbled across a Tweet accusing Organotoy airbrushed toys of being not-body-safe because they delaminated. While their response to the customer wasn’t exemplary, I still wanted to experience this toy for myself […]
Sex Toys Under $60
Y’all, life is absolutely batshit right now, and we could all use a little (self) love. A lot of us, myself included, are struggling financially. That’s a large part of the reason I’m running a sex toy giveaway every month. I want us all to have access to pleasure. You can check out the current […]