Y’all, if you follow me on Twitter or Instagram you’ve seen me and my turtles. My turtles all mean the world to me. I’ve had one of them for 21 years, got him when I was NINE, and another for 19 years who I got when I was 11. I am almost 31 years old. […]
Yoni Eggs and the Raging Yeast Infection
You have noticed before that I’m a practicing witch. I work with sex magic, earth magic, herbal magick, crystal magick, and fire magick, to name a few. So, when I saw an opportunity to put crystals in my body, I was shaken. I knew I had to give crystal yoni eggs a try. I chose […]
I Have an Onlyfans – And You Should Follow It
What is Onlyfans and why am I on it? Onlyfans is a baller site that people are flocking to this COVID pandemic. I started out making porn on it but my site has evolved. Recently, I decided to focus more on lewd photos and more on my sex toy reviewing life. There aren’t full-frontal nudes […]
Sexism in Technology: Ose DiCarlo and the Consumer Technology Association
The Consumer Electronic Show is a convention displaying the most modern technological advances. My girlfriend, dork as she is, follows the news surrounding the technology, saw this robotic toy, and ordered it immediately. Last year, Lora DiCarlo came out with a robotic sex toy: the Ose. The Ose DiCarlo uses advanced robotics to – as […]
Finding the Time to Blog about Masturbation
~or~ Excuse Me While I Go Write About Masturbation Dudes and Duttets, both and other, nothing, or something in between who follow my masturbation adventures: I haven’t been updating my lovely blog about my jacking off adventures, nor have I written sex toy reviews as of late. You probably noticed that and it’s fucking bugging […]