Fun Factory Bouncer- MY VAGINA MUST HAVE

Fun Factory Bouncer- MY VAGINA MUST HAVE

I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me.

Fun Factory Bouncer

The Fun Factory Bouncer, balls I stuck up my vagina.

When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, “Would this be a workout for my vag?” However, I have the kGoal Minna to work out my vagina. The Bouncer, though, was a ride like no other I’d tried before. Sure, I’ve had the Fun Factory B-Balls inside my ass, and they actually worked the same of the Fun Factory Bouncer, but this toy is a dildo, much longer and works well thrusting.

The “hmmmm” of the Fun Factory Bouncer

The color I received is absolutely beautiful. The Bi-Stronic comes in that same color and I knew I had to have more of it. Though the Bi-Stronic didn’t fit the bill, the Bouncer did. The Bouncer comes in light pink, black (my fave!), and red–a great range of colors that stray from the norm (Pink. Pink. MORE PINK!). At 7 inches long, the Bouncer is quite a mouthful (er, vagina-full? Ass-full?). What I love about longer toys is that it gives me the option of taking it deeper and in turn gives more of my readers an opportunity to find something that they’ll like.

While I wasn’t able to make it past the second ball, I still got the full effect, as the balls still bounced inside of me. As for the balls that didn’t go inside my vag, they bounced against my perineum. Something about a long dildo that I appreciate is that I was able to hit my A-Spot with this toy and every bit of it bounced against the deep pleasure part of my vag.

The Bouncer is designed to stimulate the g-spot and I found that I was too transfixed by the stimulation against my A-Spot that I didn’t notice the g-spot stimulation very much. That being said, it was still there, and this toy is the ultimate lazy way of stimulating every “-spot” in my vag.

Sometimes I get lazy

Speaking of lazy: you’ve seen me go on and on about the Stronic Zwei by Fun Factory because it is the lazy of the lazy sex toys. The Bouncer is a close second. All I had to do was insert the toy to a comfortable depth, then slam my palm against the base to bounce the inner balls, lay back and feel the balls bounce inside of me. Anything that makes my masturbation session easier is a toy that I’ll love.

The balls in the toy react strongly to gentle stimulation to the base of the toy, it’s impossible for me not to feel them move, much like an anal toy (B-Balls) or the Luna Balls, where I can jump around the house and be stimulated internally, hands-free. However, the Bouncer scared my butthole so my ass shied  away from it.

Can I safely jam it up my ass?

Yes, yes you can. Because it has a flared base, it is perfectly anal safe. Remember that the asshole is the black hole of the body and will suck anything it can, resulting in a humiliating trip to the ER. (Actually, that’s kind of an erotic though…)

Who would like the Bouncer?

This toy would suit size queens that like length and are “meh” about girth. It will also work for many peeps that don’t like length and are sensitive to girth. Those are the two opposites but that’s what makes this toy so awesome. You can easily control the depth of the toy by holding the base or the last ball if you’re like me and didn’t want to take the whole toy. Though it is not as girthy as many other toys I’ve used, the girth of the Bouncer is perfect for my body (1.6 in. in diameter). For those of you that like A-spot stimulation, this is the way to go. While there are other toys out there that stimulate the a-spot with the head of the dildo, the Bouncer is unique in that it provides dual stimulation controlled by the user.

Those who want a little something fun, you’ll most likely get it with the Bouncer. Because it literally bounces inside the dildo, it’s a stimulating toy that is unique, much like many of the other Fun Factory toys like the Stronic Zwei. Take it for a ride!

Don’t think the Bouncer is the right toy for you?

If you’re looking for an anal toy with a bounce in its step, try out the B-Balls by Fun Factory. If you want vaginal bouncing stimulation that you can wear around with you, the Luna Beads may do the trick. If you’re looking for a fun, lazy jack-off toy that is also anal-safe, the Stronic Zwei may be your thing.

So, remember peeps, don’t let your asshole suck up your toy. This toy is YOURS and your butt doesn’t get to keep it. I hope you like the Fun Factory Bouncer as much as I did. Be forth, be merry, and fuck thyself.

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Fun Factory Amor Review
Fun Factory Amor has a flared, anal-safe base

Fun Factory Amor Review


~Mi Amor, for my ass and my vagina~

Okay, that sappy title is over. I just couldn’t resist. I mean, come on, the toy is called “love”. How could I pass that up? As usual when Fun Factory sends me toys, my seat gets wet. The Amor looks basic and it is basic. But that’s what makes it so great. I wasn’t underwhelmed when I first saw the Fun Factory Amor. Rather, I saw it as a potential butt-toy and that made me shiver with antici…….

PATION. (Get it?)

Okay, I’m done with the weird stuff now.  Allonsey!

The “Mmmm” of the Fun Factory Amor…

Uh, besides the color. Actually, let’s address the color in three words, “Super. Fucking. Red.” Like, not pink at all, red, a wonderful break from the ordinary. The Fun Factory Amor has the standard Fun Factory base that makes it stand upward and proud. One of the key factors that I love about the Fun Factory Amor (and all their dildos so far) is that it has a wide base that can suction on a wall, if however briefly. While the base is arguably too thin, I found it wide enough to grip the bottom of the toy and it would keep my hand in place as I thrust.

The Fun Factory Amor is short but that doesn’t matter to me. My eyes are bigger than my vagina so when I come across a shorter, less girthy toy, I am a happy camper. This toy was both of these things, my butt was happy to learn. Unlike too many toys, the Fun Factory Amor has a tapered head, something my nether orifices greatly appreciate for comfort. This is especially important when sticking things up my ass. The tapered head allowed the toy to slowly slide inside of me without causing pain. My vagina has a tendency to tighten when things get too close on some days, and the ease of inserting this toy worked with that.

Now, I usually request…

the longest of two toys, like the Mini Rippler vs the regular Rippler, because I want all peeps to have the option of choosing how deep their toys go, and a lot of us like a long, deep toy. I wanted to try a short toy for a change, both for comfort and to see if it could comfortably go in my butt. Whelp, I’m happy to report that it could and it does; though my butt protested at first. Because it has a large base this thing won’t get sucked up one’s asshole that is the black hole of the body. The base also means that it’s harness compatible!

Like the name of the toy says, I loved most parts of it, including, and most importantly, how the dramatic curve of the head hit my g-spot. I’m always wary of a toy that has a pointed head but the silicone of the Fun Factory Amor wasn’t as stiff as some  so it was slightly more comfortable than a a firmer toy. Because it was so short I was able to control the motion so that it was a shallow thrust.

The Fun Factory Amor is made out of body safe silicone and is body-safe. One of the perks of a plain ol’ dildo is that you can throw this in the dishwasher or boil it to sanitize it; though it’s not necessary because the Fun Factory Amor is not porous. This toy comes in cotton-candy light pink and black (my favorite color for a sex toy).

The “eh…” of the Fun Factory Amor…

The size of the toy restricted the firm thrust I like to reach my A-Spot. I was more focused on the g-spot stimulation than any other feeling. But when I thrust as deep as was comfortable, I didn’t get the firm push behind my cervix. As much as I usually prefer softer toys, the firm toys are what really gets me going when I go deep; however, sometimes the curve of the dildo rams into my cervix which sucks. Because I had control of the depth of the toy I was able to not accidentally hit my cervix like it’s easy to do with larger toys.

There’s a downside to a toy this short:

Who would like the Fun Factory Amor?

Those that are looking for a smaller anal-safe dildo that is easier to sit completely on. For instance, when I sit on toy I very much want to take in the whole toy, but I usually can’t. The Amor made it more comfortable to do that. Though I didn’t take in the whole toy, I was comforted knowing that if I were to take it too deep, it probs wouldn’t be too uncomfortable. I don’t doubt that those looking for anal stimulation could get off easily with this toy.

The Fun Factory Amor isn’t just good for anal stimulation. For those of you with vagina’s, the Fun Factory Amor gives you more control over the depth that you choose with the toy. I was able to take the whole toy into me, something I don’t often get to do. It is also easier to get inside of me because of the tapered head. Those with shy vagina’s may find it easier to insert this toy than to insert others.

Would I recommend the Fun Factory Amor?

Absolutely. It was super fun to take in the whole toy, something I rarely do, and to insert something so short in my ass. I felt very accomplished, which is a super-big win when it comes to me and sex toys. Because of the tapered head, this dildo was easier to insert. However, because it was so short it was harder to control. Most of the shaft of the toy was inside of me; which meant that there was very little toy left to thrust with.

Don’t think you’ll like the Fun Factory Amor?

No big deal, man.  There are lots of other toys out there. If you want something similar but with more texture, give the Mini Rippler a try. Let’s say the length is almost perfect, you just want something a little longer that has the same g-spot stim, then check out the Bullseye.

Thank you, Fun Factory, for sending me the Amor for review. It was, quite literally, my pleasure to review this product for you and my readers.

Go forth and fuck thyself with (Mi) Amor!

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Minna kGoal, a Smart PC Fitness Sex Toy

Minna kGoal, a Smart PC Fitness Sex Toy

by Rose

The Game You Play with Your Vag

I have a habit of reviewing weird-ass toys becuase I love to experience unusual sensations, in the hope that you, as a result, will also be able to. The Minna kGoal is one of those weird toys that some people may shy away from. At first glance: whaa–? But once it was in my vag it made perfect sense. The kGoal is like a balloon you stick in your vagina (unfortunately not a helium balloon so you won’t be flying upward with your vag pointed
to the sky, as cool as that would be). Rather, the body of the toy was developed to fit your vagina in order to give you the best pelvic-floor exercise as possible, all catered to your unique vagina.

I first discovered Minna when I was looking for a toy to review in Good Vibrations. I’m fortunate enough to live near several sex toy stores so I’m able to go touch the toys before I try them, whether to choose toys that must be reviewed in order to get you to shy away from them. *cough* Princessa *cough* It wasn’t the kGoal by Minna that I discovered first, but the Ola, a toy that left me stupefied. Just like the Ola responds to your touch, the kGoal responds to the pressure which your PC muscles squeeze. Genius.

What makes the kGoal so amazing, besides the construction of the toy, is that it the Minna kGoal comes with an app to guide you. However, the kGoal by Minna’s app is an exercise program that guides you through the preset exercises that give you visual feedback as you squeeze. The kGoal provides tactile feedback and a workout summary to track your progress.

Some other features of the app

  • Reminders to exersize on the days that you select.
  • Tactile feedback with vibrations that you can limit to the body of the toy or the body plus the arm so that it vibrates again your clitoris.
  • Workout score history so that you can track your progress over a period of time.
  • kGoal connects wirelessly via bluetooth to your phone.


  • You can also turn off the vibrations in the Squeeze Pillow via the app (you can choose to enable both motors, or either motor, or no motors, in which case there will only be visual biofeedback)
  • The Comfort Vent (how you control the inflation level) is fully submersible, as long as you don’t actively open the vent while it is under water. The Indicator Light (where the USB charging cable plugs in) is the only section that is merely splash-resistant – the rest is fully water-proof.

The least amount of work you’ll do with this toy is ex-flating (so a word) the balloon in order to insert the toy, and then release the button that was restricting the balloon from inflating. This allows the kGoal to fine-tune itself to your vagina, in order to give you the best workout possible.

Would I Use the kGoal Again?

Absolutely. While I loved the Luna Beads,  the kGoal is more practical and gives me feedback, something Ben-Wa balls cannot do. In fact, I may have it in me right now. Possibly.

Who would like the kGoal?

Unlike the Luna Balls, which I found to be troublesome if I were to release my PC muscles, the kGoal Minna stayed in place, even while I moved around. Most of all, because of it’s construction with the arm and the balloon keeping it snug, I found it easy to keep inside of me and move with it in me when I, say, cleaned the house. For those of us with vagina’s who find it difficult to keep Kegel balls inside of us, the kGoal is a solution to that. While the kGoal is not cheap–not by a long shot–it is both functional and effective in order to get you to exercise regularly, with both prompts from the app and the games that made squeezing my PC muscles fun.

Minna, thank you for sending me this toy. It was a pleasure reviewing for you and I’m thrilled that your toy rocked my socks. I think it’s safe to say that I’ll be using this toy for years to come. (Without an awkward penguin walk.)

You can get the kGoal by Minna at Good Vibrations.


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I’m Back and Full of Psych Meds with no Shame

by Rose

It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve had very little interest in sex, though I did get a male partner and fucked my little heart out without one orgasm. That ended somewhat quickly, after he said he wouldn’t date me b/c I’m on so many psychiatric medications. I’m still friends with him because I’m friends with all his roommates, but that was majorly fucked up.

I have since ended it with him because I respect myself too much to lend my body to him. But, now I’m back, peeps! And I’m going to fuck my little heart out so I have content for you all. I have mountains of notes from when I was interested in sex so I just need another test run with le toys and then I can write super-fucking-awesome reviews for you!

Are you excite? Well, get excite because most of the toys I have  for review don’t suck, though there was one toy that came with a condescending note from the manufacturer. Not cool, bro. Not cool. Little things like that really do affect the experience I have with that toy. You’ll see the note soon enough and I think you’ll be as appalled as I was when I opened the package and read their little opinion on how I should write my review.

Anywhoo, I have fun things in store for you and I hope you’re as excite as I am to read and–in my case, fuck–these toys for you. Long live my vagina, and I hope to help make your genitals as happy as mine often are.

Go fuck yourself <3

Tantus Feeldoe Review

Tantus Feeldoe Review

by Rose

finally have the Tantus Feeldoe!


Zomg you guys, I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe. I had my eye on the Tantus Feeldoe, a double dildo that I’ve been drooling over for years. I didn’t have a partner to use it  on but I soon found out that partner is not necessary to enjoy this toy.

The Tantus Feeldoe original is a vibrant purple that was somewhat off-putting because it reminded me of one of those bouncy balls you get from a $.25 machine, but by no means is that a reason not to have one. Now, you’ll know by now that I flippin’ hate the bullet vibrators that come with a dildo that has a space hollowed out for a bullet to transform it into a vibrator. However, the Tango fit right in there with a little lube to make it easier to slip it in and out. You’ll remember that the Tango is my absolute favorite bullet and it fit like a glove in the Tantus Feeldoe. Once that was taken care of, I was able to enjoy some hands-off stimulation.

Using the Tantus Feeldoe on Myself:

I found that if I stood in the shower with the Tantus Feeldoe in me, when I thrust against my hand the inner bulb pressed against my g-spot. And, because the bulb isn’t too long, it didn’t get near my cervix and nestled against my g-spot.

Because I didn’t have a partner that I could fuck in the ass (Or vag…or mouth)I experimented with different ways to get myself off with the Feeldoe. I was never one to masturbate on my stomach like a lot of women do, but I laid down with it in me and rocked up and down. Oh. My. God. I’m a fucking genius. You’ll see that the base of the shaft of the external part of the Feeldoe has ridges; ridges that feel amazing to thrust up against your clit with. The movement of the shaft of the toy that is meant to go into your partner(s) kept the toy inside me but when I planked (think: yoga) I thrust against the bed so that the bulb inside of me moved. I’m so clever. For that matter, standing up and doing a lazy sort-of jumping jacks created a unique sensation that is difficult to describe. It was something along the lines of what I felt as I thrust in-and-out with a g-spotter.

In a harness like the Joque that has an opening in the back, I was able to keep it in me with no difficultly while I thrust against a pillow. Zomg. I’m, once again, a fucking genius. It doesn’t take a partner to use this toy, just an active imagination, a floor, a harness, and/or a pillow. And an orifice. That too, though it doesn’t matter which one you use because this toy is anal-safe (so shove it up your ass, peeps!).

Now, I don’t have the strongest PC muscles but I found that the Joque Harness held it in place without me worrying about clenching in order to keep it in me when I was standing. However, fucking myself with a double dildo on my stomach didn’t require PC muscles to do anything other than clench inadvertently with my body as I rubbed against the shaft.


It’s such sticky silicone, you guys, like, not comfy. The silicone eats up the lube like a mofo. But, hey, I’m a sex toy reviewer so I have a bunch of lube available. If you’re going to play with this toy, make sure there’s enough lube to reapply on both ends for comfort. (I’m a strong believer in lube…and lube… and more lube.)

In this case, the half of the dildo that was to penetrate a receiving partner was too skinny for my liking. Fortunately there’s an easy fix to that: butt plugs. I kid you not, shoving something in my ass and keeping it there while I thrust makes my vag tighter and the toy fit more snugly inside of me.


The ingenuity of the design is a masterpiece. Tantus knew what they were doing when they made this double ended dildo, even throwing a little sleeve in there for a bullet of your choice to ride along. While many double ended dildos are long and thin on both ends, this bulb sat in my vag, all tight and happy content to hang out while I thrusted.

Moral of the story:


Close-up of the ridges

If you find yourself without a partner and in possession of this toy, have no fear! Like the Stronic Zwei, it can be used in a super-lazy way for those of you who want some hands-free fucking.

Let’s say you like this…

I’d consider investing in a harness just for kicks; not because you need one but because it’d add a little variety to the fucking session and this double ended dildo can nestle in one safe and sound (while the other half nestles in their ass/vag/mouth). That being said, the Tantus Feeldoe doesn’t need a harness, but it is possible to use with a harness.

The Tantus Feeldoe (I have the original) comes in various sizes for both ends:

Probs not for you?

The Feeldoe is my first double dildo and I was honored to have Tantus’ toy pop my double-dildo cherry, so I have nothing to compare this toy to. There are, however, bits of the toy that you can take away. Let’s say you’re looking for something g-spotty like the short end of the Feeldoe offers, even though it doesn’t have much of a curve, then you may want to consider something larger like the Adam O2; a dual-density toy (for funsies!) that is nice and stout like the end of the Feeldoe that the person wearing the Feeldoe inserts into themselves. If you want something insanely dramatic then I suggest you try the Comet 2 or the Pure Wand. I mention the two of those because the Feeldoe gave me nearly the same stimulation as the two of them.

If you’re looking for something long and lean then you may want to consider the Uncut #1, one of their biggest hits. While I have not tried that toy there are loads of other sex bloggers that rave about this toy. If you have a partner, this toy rocks; if you don’t have a partner, this toy rocks even more ’cause you get to be a lazy bum, like I am more often than not.

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Go get the Feeldoe. Go get it! GO GET IT!